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or is this just fantasy
Hmm-hmm-hmm landslide…
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Bruce, remember that time that you came down for a visit and you discovered that there are whales in the ocean?
HAHA! Oh man! That is priceless! Bruce, how did you not know what whales live in the ocean?
I knew there were whales in the ocean just…not right behind me.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.
SCIENCE, BRUCE.
YOU CAN’T RESIST SCIENCE, BRUCE.
/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
This isn’t science, this is you…No, this is science. Poison Ivy’s science.
You know what else is science? Kryptonite.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.
SCIENCE, BRUCE.

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I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…
Shhhhh…Bruce. Quit squirming. It’s hard to taste your pie skin when you are flailing around.
My skin is not pie, and you’re squeezing my ribs.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a…
I’m sorry, Bruce. You’ve left me no choice.
/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

………………………………………
Clark. Stop.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
If you’re not…
I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.
I don’t.
BRUCE. Please. I NEED to know if you taste like apple pie. IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
I really don’t. Go stand over there, Clark. Away fr……Get your hand out of there, Clark.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
If you’re not…
I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.
I don’t.
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If you’re not inoculated…
Handcuffs? Bruce you kinky bastard
Not the fun kind of handcuffs. The kind that I’ll use to cuff you to a lamp post with the worst case of blue balls you’ve ever had.
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Post reblogged from Superheroes clean their plates, young man. with 40 notes
If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.
Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?
That depends….How do…
You just smell so amazing.
Stop sniffing me, Clark. I am not pie.
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